Here is a bit of humour.
When most people quit they hand in a resignation letter and tend to speak with their boss. Try this for an approach, link.
Maybe not :-),
It is not real, but it is real funny.
If you did get a resignation letter like this you would certainly wonder about the satisfaction of your workforce. Which sets the stage for tomorrow’s post on employee satisfaction.
Michael Specht 
Thats kinda how I did it.
Wait, I didn’t resign.
hehe but if you did resign you would have used this method wouldn’t you 🙂