I Stumbled Upon a great rejection letter sent by a candidate who did not get the job they were applying for, who knows if it is true but is funny. Have a read of the full letter but the first paragraph cracked me up!
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.
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Michael Specht 